Ford Fart

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11/14/2019 at 11:00 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! MrSnrub > Wacko
11/14/2019 at 11:04

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If they had to devalue a classic name, the Bronco  would have made more sense. Why did they have to bring the Mustang into this


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Wacko
11/14/2019 at 11:05

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Nice CX-5 facelift.


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Wacko
11/14/2019 at 11:07

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The Mustang SBD


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Takuro Spirit
11/14/2019 at 11:09

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My thoughts exactly. 


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Wacko
11/14/2019 at 11:15

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The Ford Crop Duster Sport

W ith its silent operation and ample torque, you can catch the attention of your coworkers and friends, but zip away before they even catch a glimpse of you. “Who was that?” they’ll ask, but you'll vanish in a cloud of dust. 


Kinja'd!!! Derpwagon > MrSnrub
11/14/2019 at 11:20

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because Ford cares only about money, not brand heritage.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Derpwagon
11/14/2019 at 11:29

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Gee, it’s almost like they’re a for-profit corporation or something.


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > MrSnrub
11/14/2019 at 11:34

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Takuro Spirit
11/14/2019 at 11:40

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they could of at least used the 2020 escape

but nobody would know the difference anyway cause it looks exactly like the CX5


Kinja'd!!! CobraJoe > Derpwagon
11/14/2019 at 11:46

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because Ford cares only about money, not brand heritage.

Even then, why put your popular model’s image (and sales) on the line by tying it to something you’ve never tried before?

It’s a damn risky bet with a minimal payoff.  


Kinja'd!!! Thisismydisplayname > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
11/14/2019 at 12:05

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Now the pedestrians don’t even have half a chance.  They won’t be able to hear it coming.


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Takuro Spirit
11/14/2019 at 12:25

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Speaking of CX-5s, was recently in Asia and these things were all over the place -

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Derpwagon
11/14/2019 at 18:51

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In that case, why not Thunderbird, or, Cougar, since Mercury’s dead? 


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Wacko
11/14/2019 at 19:17

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G iven that Ford saw fit to use the name “Probe” when they backed down from their threat to make the Mustang FWD, “Fart” seems like a pretty acceptable alternative for this thing .


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Urambo Tauro
11/14/2019 at 20:00

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Fart because it’s silent and deadly 


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Wacko
11/18/2019 at 18:20

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Somebody mentioned the other day... a less controversial co-opt would be to use the name Lightning. They haven’t used it on an SVT truck in quite some time... and it does have a strong electrical connotation, as well as a strong electrical current.

They could paint it the same color as my previous 93 Probe... Electric Currant.